"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
03/16/2018 at 09:05 • Filed to: None | 3 | 17 |
I live in the ghetto where my NB Miata is the nicest car around, now suddenly neighbors moved in with a blacked-out C-class and this whatever-the-hell is going on with this 1st-gen 300C. What.
Alternate title: “oh, look. Four dumpsters.”
Discerning
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/16/2018 at 09:10 | 1 |
The alternative title made me chuckle.
CalzoneGolem
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/16/2018 at 09:12 | 1 |
Are you one of the dumpsters?
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Discerning
03/16/2018 at 09:12 | 1 |
Friends: “Despite being broken I’d drive the Jag out of all of those.”
Me: “I’d drive the dumpster.”
Ash78, voting early and often
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/16/2018 at 09:14 | 3 |
Nice cars in the hood is like a cliche. Usually two answers:
1. Priorities: Spent all my money on car
2. Business sense: Gotta live near my customers
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> CalzoneGolem
03/16/2018 at 09:15 | 0 |
Ye
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/16/2018 at 09:16 | 1 |
It’s actually #2. The Merc has a firefighter plate on it and we’re half a block from a fire station, ambulance garage, hospital, and some other city utility-stuff like that.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/16/2018 at 09:18 | 3 |
OK, so the good kind of customers. What a relief!
nermal
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/16/2018 at 10:08 | 2 |
Great news! Now you don’t have to go as far to get your illegal drugs.
DipodomysDeserti
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/16/2018 at 10:10 | 0 |
3. Used Mercedes and Chryslers with salvage titles are dirt cheap.
Long-Voyager
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/16/2018 at 10:16 | 0 |
3. Paid for by our money.
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/16/2018 at 10:27 | 0 |
Yeah not the customers I imagined lol.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/16/2018 at 11:19 | 0 |
Dug money? I’m guessing drug money.
Rico
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/16/2018 at 11:52 | 0 |
Yeah those were two shitty assumptions my dude.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Rico
03/16/2018 at 11:54 | 1 |
They were jokes. Well, the second one was.
Most of the people who visit our church food pantry have nicer cars than I do, so you can’t tell me people’s priorities aren’t all different.
Rico
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/16/2018 at 11:57 | 1 |
Yeah that’s a fact. I’m just breaking your balls here for the most part because you are one of my favorite Opponauts.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Rico
03/16/2018 at 12:05 | 1 |
No worries — subtlety is usually lost on the web.
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
03/16/2018 at 12:41 | 1 |
The benz has a firefighter plate on it, which makes sense cus there’s a fire station just down the street.